pretty much sums up every conversation I’ve ever had.
People don’t listen, they just wait for their turn to talk.
I used to work at McDonald’s making minimum wage. You know what that means when someone pays you minimum wage? You know what your boss was trying to say? ‘Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it’s against the law.’
This is the greatest place in the world. Working here is the most delicious security blanket combined with an ice-cream cone.
- Nick Offerman